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Yoda and @xmattarx

Yoda found a tweet by @xmattarx and answered it on 3 June 2020.

6 exchanges 2 hours

Dark sideGratitude +0Light side

@xmattarx 3 Jun 2020, 15:26 Yoda found this tweet A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@dark_fifth5 Just wait until u reach chapter 72 where zues gets creampie by anakin Skywalker

@xmattarx Twisted by the dark side, young Skywalker has become.

@yodaism 15:30 Original

@xmattarx 3 Jun 2020, 15:35 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Clapp my cheeks u did

@xmattarx May the force be with you.

@yodaism 16:00 Original

@xmattarx 3 Jun 2020, 16:01 Tweeted at Yoda The Daily Grind

@yodaism Why did u give me a blow job with ur 900 year old salyva

@xmattarx To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

@yodaism 16:30 Original

@xmattarx 3 Jun 2020, 16:36 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I Google best way to restIt showed me coffins and a noose

@xmattarx Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@yodaism 17:00 Original

@xmattarx 3 Jun 2020, 17:09 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Virginity to santaI lost

@xmattarx Your ally is the force.

@yodaism 17:30 Original

@xmattarx 3 Jun 2020, 17:32 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism U mean @AdolfHilter?

@xmattarx With you, the force is strong.

@yodaism 18:00 Original