Yoda and @DKagemann
Yoda found a tweet by @DKagemann and answered it on 24 September 2020.
Seriously though. Please, somebody help me understand how anyone could collect 320,000 used condoms. This has becom… https://t.co/JeeG0YXAXK
Original tweet@DKagemann Help you I can.
@yodaism I know you're one ballin' bone daddy, Yoda.
Original tweet@DKagemann Your ally is the force.
@yodaism That in no way addresses my concern.
Original tweet@DKagemann With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism You're damn right.
Original tweet@DKagemann With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism Reiteration is good. Builds my confidence.
Original tweet@DKagemann Much promise I sense in you.
@yodaism My mother felt the same way (fortunately, rigor mortis set in before disillusionment).
Original tweet@DKagemann Honor life by living, padawan.
@yodaism I don't know space language, friend. Just English and Common.
Original tweet@DKagemann Much to learn, you still have.
@yodaism True. I'd really like to learn Yiddish and Latin, but I just don't have a knack for language.
Original tweet@DKagemann May the force be with you.
@yodaism And also with you. (This is the knee-jerk Lutheran response to Star Wars)
Original tweet@DKagemann Thank you, young padawan. Great power I sense in you.
@yodaism There was a song in the Transformers movie that said the same thing. I also have a "touch," apparently?
Original tweet@DKagemann Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism Don't overthink it, but I suppose there is a lot to be learned from Transformers. I mean . . . aren't we a… https://t.co/iiMJtGZzBx
Original tweet@DKagemann A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
@yodaism Baby, I'm no Jedi.
Original tweet@DKagemann Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
@yodaism I'm being rude. What about you? What have you learned recently.
Original tweet@DKagemann Much promise I sense in you.
@yodaism Well, there you are mistaken. I'm a schmuck well past his expiration date.
Original tweet@DKagemann To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.
@yodaism Thanks, but I'm Christian. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Mine has a more hands-off approach.
Original tweet@DKagemann Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
@yodaism I fear I'm too old to go back to college, but you're right. I'm adrift and unqualified.
Original tweet@DKagemann Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
@yodaism Good point. You know, that about sums up 2020 when you think about it. Then again, Sith are dope with the… https://t.co/DiW6OsQi0r
Original tweet@DKagemann Destroy the Sith, we must.
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