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Yoda and @don_goodnight

Yoda found a tweet by @don_goodnight and answered it on 4 May 2019.

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@don_goodnight Yoda found this tweet A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@LMHPhotog Do all star wars movies sound like porn titles? Or is it just me?

Original tweet

@don_goodnight May the force be with you.

@yodaism Original
@don_goodnight Tweeted at Yoda Laughter

@yodaism 🤣😂🤣 I find your lack of faith disturbing....just the tip really. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Go.

Original tweet

@don_goodnight To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

@yodaism Original
@don_goodnight Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism ...and wrap that raw doggie. Never tell me the odds...I just did a blunt.

Original tweet

@don_goodnight Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@yodaism Original
@don_goodnight Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism ...I will pull out in time. Do or do not..there is no try...now pull off her underware.

Original tweet

@don_goodnight Much promise I sense in you, padawan. With you, the force is strong.

@yodaism Original
@don_goodnight Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism ...thanks step sis. You taste delicious. There's always a bigger fish.. but darling I love your pastrami flaps.

Original tweet

@don_goodnight Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.

@yodaism Original
@don_goodnight Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away Grateful

@yodaism ...thank you dom yoda. Spank me well. Well if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there.… https://t.co/rsDR4BNFNy

Original tweet

@don_goodnight A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

@yodaism Original

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