Yoda and @Russian64584841
Yoda found a tweet by @Russian64584841 and answered it on 3 January 2020.
Rose McGowan has been seduced by the dark side of the Force.Her sith name is Darth Hideous
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Once one starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate their destiny. Consume them it will.
@yodaism Thank you Yoda bot!
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
@heyitslo25 @yodaism Noooooo https://t.co/Dg5QkGQyEx
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Much promise I sense in you.
@yodaism Can you get my X Wing out of tjis slimy mudhole?
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
@yodaism World War 3 is about to start! I need to become a Jedi!
Original tweet@Russian64584841 With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism I've been able to undo girls bras with my mind
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
@yodaism Phew that's a relief!
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Honor life by living, padawan.
@yodaism I need my Jedi training in Iran.
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Your ally is the force.
@yodaism Master Yoda, im feeling the dark side consuming me
Original tweet@Russian64584841 Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism Don't take too long. The missiles might be on their way as we speak
Original tweet@Russian64584841 To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.
@yodaism Will I have to face Rose McGowen in an epic lightsaber battle to become a Jedi?
Original tweet@Russian64584841 The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
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