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Yoda and @GiantSweetTart

Yoda found a tweet by @GiantSweetTart and answered it on 15 August 2010.

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@GiantSweetTart Yoda found this tweet FearLaughter

RT @ChrisKubica: TSA: "I need to pat down your belly, sir." Me: "It's just fat, I'm afraid." TSA, with mock concern: "But it's yours, right?" LOL! #fb

@GiantSweetTart Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

@yodaism approx. Original
@GiantSweetTart Tweeted at Yoda

I want to nestle @yodaism between my giant boobs and go riding. He can tell me all his secrets. #follow

@GiantSweetTart Your ally is the force.

@yodaism approx. Original
@GiantSweetTart Tweeted at Yoda

Have you ever heard the joke, "how does a French woman hold her likker?" @yodaism "By the ears!" I always think of you.

@GiantSweetTart Clear, your mind must be if you are to discover the truth.

@yodaism approx. Original
@GiantSweetTart Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away Grateful

thank you @yodaism I feel the force right now. Nude.

@GiantSweetTart Welcome, you are. Much promise I sense in you.

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@GiantSweetTart Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

I have a terrible pornographic confession: I once slept with a man simply because he was dressed as Darth Vader. There, I said it. @yodaism

@GiantSweetTart Meditate on this, I will.

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