Yoda and @hemosfingers
@hemosfingers tweeted at Yoda first on 2 June 2013.
@yodaism my girlfriend wants a lightsaber can you give her one? @hemosrivera
@hemosfingers Clear your mind of questions, you must.
@yodaism hey yoda did you know today its been two weeks since my gf and i started dating? wow so cool
@hemosfingers With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism my girlfriend is too hot, what do i do?
@hemosfingers Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism thank you oh wise yoda
@hemosfingers Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
@yodaism oh wise yoda, is mila my master?
@hemosfingers Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
@yodaism will do. i wanna be a jedi
@hemosfingers Much promise I sense in you, padawan. With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism but i wanna know who my master is!
@hemosfingers May the force be with you.
@yodaism but yoda, who is my master??!!!
@hemosfingers Honor life by living, padawan.
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