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Yoda and @KurtzLexi

Yoda found a tweet by @KurtzLexi and answered it on 28 April 2013.

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@KurtzLexi Yoda found this tweet The Dark Side

@Taylor00000000 Like shut up or I'll make you suck my toe.

@KurtzLexi A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Um. No.

@KurtzLexi Meditate on this, I will.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism what does the even mean?!

@KurtzLexi Clear your mind of questions. Nothing more will I teach you today.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda The Dark Side

@yodaism Is you stupid. You haven't taught me anything today.

@KurtzLexi Much promise I sense in you.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I don't even know what you mean.

@KurtzLexi Your ally is the force.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Hey I have a joke. Wanna hear it?

@KurtzLexi With you, the force is strong.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I'm going to punch you in the face.

@KurtzLexi Meditate on this, I will.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism do you know Yoda? Cause yodalicsious.

@KurtzLexi Clear your mind of questions, you must.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I h8 you

@KurtzLexi A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

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@KurtzLexi Tweeted at Yoda The Dark Side

@yodaism Suck my toe. Kthx.

@KurtzLexi Meditate on this, I will.

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