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Yoda and @iPodophile

Yoda found a tweet by @iPodophile and answered it on 12 April 2013.

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@iPodophile Yoda found this tweet Fear

I'm scared because my mom said they might try and trick me into saying something that didn't happen.

@iPodophile Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism if I shot you...???...?.?...?.?

@iPodophile To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism if I pooped in your ears..?.?...????.?.??...

@iPodophile Meditate on this, I will.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda Fear

@yodaism do you want to fight me, yoda? I ain't scared to hit a girl.

@iPodophile Clear your mind of questions, you must.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism k <3

@iPodophile Much promise I sense in you.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism that really means a lot coming from you <3

@iPodophile With you, the force is strong.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism you basically already said that

@iPodophile A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism if you're an actual person type bbajhha @ me

@iPodophile Meditate on this, I will.

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@iPodophile Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism are you even a real person? I can't really tell

@iPodophile Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?

@yodaism Original

Is this you? Hide your handle or remove your conversations.