Yoda and @iPodophile
Yoda found a tweet by @iPodophile and answered it on 12 April 2013.
I'm scared because my mom said they might try and trick me into saying something that didn't happen.
@iPodophile Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
@yodaism if I shot you...???...?.?...?.?
@iPodophile To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.
@yodaism if I pooped in your ears..?.?...????.?.??...
@iPodophile Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism do you want to fight me, yoda? I ain't scared to hit a girl.
@iPodophile Clear your mind of questions, you must.
@yodaism k <3
@iPodophile Much promise I sense in you.
@yodaism that really means a lot coming from you <3
@iPodophile With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism you basically already said that
@iPodophile A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.
@yodaism if you're an actual person type bbajhha @ me
@iPodophile Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism are you even a real person? I can't really tell
@iPodophile Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
Is this you? Hide your handle or remove your conversations.