Yoda and @ub**2, 9 Aug 2010 · Yodaism Archives

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 09:43 Tweeted at Yoda

@ImSpencerSMD HOW do you KNOW ABOUT @YODAISM!?!

@ubu92 Clear your mind of questions, you must.

@yodaism 09:43 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 09:55 Tweeted at Yoda

I'm on the dark side because it was so much easier to get @Darthvader to follow me and @Yodaism still hasn't followed me.

@ubu92 Once one starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate their destiny. Consume them it will.

@yodaism 09:55 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 10:07 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Eh I'm fine with that.

@ubu92 A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

@yodaism 10:07 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 10:19 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Well I am not committed because you are not committed to me enough to follow so I've turned to @Darthvader

@ubu92 To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

@yodaism 10:19 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 10:32 Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism And what exactly has the force placed before me huh?

@ubu92 Honor life by living, padawan.

@yodaism 10:32 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 10:45 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism How?

@ubu92 May the force be with you.

@yodaism 10:45 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 10:59 Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism Is the force with you?

@ubu92 Your ally is the force.

@yodaism 10:59 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 20:22 Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism Wait so you're saying you're a fake and don't have the force?

@ubu92 A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

@yodaism 20:22 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 20:36 Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism But you are not committed to me you see? Darth Vader is. Hence why I am on the dark side.

@ubu92 Once one starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate their destiny. Consume them it will.

@yodaism 20:36 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 20:51 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Okay I am perfectly fine with that destiny.

@ubu92 Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@yodaism 20:51 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 21:05 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism This doesn't even relate to anything.

@ubu92 Meditate on this, I will.

@yodaism 21:05 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 21:19 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Are you still meditating on following me on twitter?

@ubu92 Thank you, young padawan. Great power I sense in you.

@yodaism 21:19 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 21:34 Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism No, no, no. thank you for making no sense what so ever.

@ubu92 Welcome, you are. Much promise I sense in you.

@yodaism 21:34 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 23:04 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism What kind of promise?

@ubu92 Your ally is the force.

@yodaism 23:04 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 23:20 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism what exactly is this "force"?

@ubu92 Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@yodaism 23:20 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 23:37 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism You sure about that?

@ubu92 Meditate on this, I will.

@yodaism 23:37 approx. Original

@ubu92 9 Aug 2010, 23:54 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Sure you will.

@ubu92 Your ally is the force.

@yodaism 23:54 approx. Original

@ubu92 10 Aug 2010, 00:11 Tweeted at Yoda Matters of the Heart

@CamRNSmith yep that's how me and @Yodaism's relationship is now

@ubu92 Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@yodaism 00:11 approx. Original

@ubu92 10 Aug 2010, 00:28 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@ubu92 A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

@yodaism 00:28 approx. Original

@ubu92 10 Aug 2010, 00:46 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

@ubu92 A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.

@yodaism 00:46 approx. Original