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Yoda and @GEE_babeee

Yoda found a tweet by @GEE_babeee and answered it on 15 December 2012.

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@GEE_babeee Yoda found this tweet Jedi AcademyThe Dark Side

Dear finals, Nobody likes you. You suck & don't bring anyone pleasure. Sincerely, EVERYONE

@GEE_babeee A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism um, what?

@GEE_babeee Honor life by living, padawan.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda The Dark Side

@yodaism you're ugly.

@GEE_babeee When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I'll be prettier than you.

@GEE_babeee With you, the force is strong.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism thanks. ✌

@GEE_babeee Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism who the hell are you?

@GEE_babeee A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda The Dark Side Dark side

@yodaism you're stupid & annoying

@GEE_babeee A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism you said that already.

@GEE_babeee A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.

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@GEE_babeee Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I really don't understand how you have time for this...

@GEE_babeee To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

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