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Yoda and @jacksonsonia

Yoda found a tweet by @jacksonsonia and answered it on 4 December 2012.

8 exchanges 3 hours Fan mail ×1 2 conversations with Yoda
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@jacksonsonia Yoda found this tweet The Dark Side

@DinieAmels @msjanellelahung how can you not listen to them? Janelle you suck

@jacksonsonia A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism you're right. I'm sorry yoda

@jacksonsonia Much promise I sense in you. Continue on this path, and soon a master you will become.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

AHAHAHAAHHAAH RT @yodaism: @jacksonsonia A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

@jacksonsonia Mind what you have learned, padawan.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda Fan mail

@yodaism do you love me as much as i love you yoda?

@jacksonsonia A noble pursuit love is, but cautious you must be. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I'll be cautious and I'll try not to get too attached. But you didn't answer my question. Do you love me yoda?

@jacksonsonia Teach you I cannot. You have no patience.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I'm a teenage girl. Patience is not expected of me

@jacksonsonia Meditate on this, I will.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism meditation doesn't work for me.

@jacksonsonia With you, the force is strong.

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@jacksonsonia Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I've got no force with me. Yoda what are you trying to prove?

@jacksonsonia A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink.

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