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Yoda and @JoeStocchetti

Yoda found a tweet by @JoeStocchetti and answered it on 4 November 2012.

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@JoeStocchetti Yoda found this tweet Jedi Academy

Haven't touched or looked at any homework or my planner and I don't wanna...

@JoeStocchetti Tend to your studies you must, if the level of Jedi Master you desire to reach.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Just spoke to Yoda, feeling the force! #maytheforcebewithyou @yodaism

@JoeStocchetti Your ally is the force.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda

Yoooo having a formal conversation with my main man Yoda @yodaism

@JoeStocchetti Meditate on this, I will.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda Are You Even Real?Laughter Grateful

@yodaism hahaha who are you? Lol you just made my day ahahaha!

@JoeStocchetti A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda Matters of the HeartA Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism follow me Yoda and we will crush darth vader

@JoeStocchetti Only teach, Yoda can, those who are willing to learn. Follow Yoda, you must.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism I'm thinking about joining the dark side...? Thoughts

@JoeStocchetti Honor life by living, padawan.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism didn't answer my question

@JoeStocchetti Teach you I cannot. You have no patience.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism ahah didn't ask to be taught I asked whether I should go to the dark side

@JoeStocchetti Once one starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate their destiny. Consume them it will.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism still didn't answer me Yoda!

@JoeStocchetti Teach you I cannot. You have no patience.

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@JoeStocchetti Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism you said that earlier shh now

@JoeStocchetti A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.

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