Yoda and @maximilianoxam
Yoda found a tweet by @maximilianoxam and answered it on 3 October 2012.
RT @TFLN: RT @TFLN: (419): She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
@maximilianoxam Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
@yodaism suffering comes from bondage, bondage comes from hardcore sex, sex makes me happy, so I'm fine. thanks and #sorrynotsorry.
@maximilianoxam Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
@yodaism training, how must I complete it?
@maximilianoxam May the force be with you.
@yodaism my boyfriend and I haven't had sex, therefore no force will be done to anything anytime soon.
@maximilianoxam Your ally is the force.
@yodaism wrong "wise" one, I'm the force In this relationship.
@maximilianoxam With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism strong*
@maximilianoxam Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism it really is long
@maximilianoxam A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
@yodaism I am very committed to go deep with my force.
@maximilianoxam With you, the force is strong.
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