Yoda and @milzbee
@milzbee tweeted at Yoda first on 5 April 2012.
@V_Bella and look at what this nigga just put.... "@yodaism" - size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
@milzbee Mind what you have learned, padawan.
@YarelyMayer_ lmfao!!! Omg he just outed that he has a baby carrot @yodaism
@milzbee May the force be with you.
@YarelyMayer_ he don't even gotta get on his knees to go downtown! @yodaism
@milzbee Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
@YarelyMayer_ he hates me now :( yoda hates me @yodaism
@milzbee Meditate on this, I will.
"@yodaism: @milzbee may the force be with you." @V_Bella omg he hates me now
@milzbee Always.
@yodaism thank you yoda, I needed that ☺
@milzbee Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
"@yodaism: @milzbee May the force be with you." @V_Bella omg he hates me now
@milzbee With you, the force is strong.
I need a condom because I'm being mind fucked right now by @yodaism
@milzbee May the force be with you.
@yodaism I'm a fucking jedi!
@milzbee Your ally is the force.
@YarelyMayer_ lmao!!!! I'll stick a lightsaber right up your arse @yodaism
@milzbee A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Bust on that!!! @yodaism
@milzbee Once one starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate their destiny. Consume them it will.
I'm going to bed now @yodaism I swear on r2-d2 that if you don't tweet me some of your yodaism tomorrow I'll cut you deep!
@milzbee May the force be with you.
@yodaism Not victory , Obi- Wan. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun, this Clone War has.
@milzbee Honor life by living, padawan.
@yodaism Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.
@milzbee The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
@yodaism like I said, swear on r2-d2 that if you don't tweet me some yodaism tomorrow...I will get mad and Boba Fett on your ass!
@milzbee Much promise I sense in you, padawan. With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism you did not tweet me this morning, I hate you yoda
@milzbee To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.
@yodaism Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force.
@milzbee To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.
@yodaism does yoda not like me anymore?
@milzbee A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
@yodaism Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.
@milzbee The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
“@yodaism: @milzbee A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.” yoda makes my day
@milzbee Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are ... a different game you should play.
@milzbee Much promise I sense in you.
@yodaism I'm sad at the moment :( my heart is slightly broken
@milzbee A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
@yodaism I don't have a serious mind right now
@milzbee May the force be with you.
@yodaism I'm gonna cut myself A piece of cake
@milzbee A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
I hope I can get drunk tonight with @yodaism blessing
@milzbee Honor life by living, padawan.
@yodaism this Jedi is gonna get drunk tonight
@milzbee Much promise I sense in you.
@yodaism thank you :) I promise I won't disappoint
@milzbee Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
@yodaism I'll keep my light saber for protection tonight
@milzbee Much promise I sense in you.
@YarelyMayer_ ay bitch hes my homeboy now he gives me life lessons @yodaism
@milzbee With you, the force is strong.
@YarelyMayer_ baby carrot @yodaism is now my bfffffffff
@milzbee Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism goodnight yoda, sleep well tonight you should rest
@milzbee Mind what you have learned. Await your return, I will.
@yodaism my hero
@milzbee To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.
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