Yoda and @d_smyers
Yoda found a tweet by @d_smyers and answered it on 15 January 2012.
"@taaaywertot: I feel like oomf has a small penis.." hahahahahah put on blast niggeeeee!
@d_smyers Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
"@yodaism: @d_smyers size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?" Hahahahah what. the. fuck.
@d_smyers Mind what you have learned, padawan.
@yodaism lol who are you?!
@d_smyers A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink.
@yodaism haha does he? well shit teach me something useful then!
@d_smyers First, patience you must learn.
@yodaism I have patience. But if i must learn, how do I learn, oh wise one?
@d_smyers Clear your mind of questions. Nothing more will I teach you today.
@yodaism iight got you. Hit me up tomorrow?
@d_smyers With you, the force is strong.
@yodaism thanks buddy :D
@d_smyers Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.
@Lexxxy_All_Day @yodaism Hahaha i was havin so much fun last night with that! (:
@d_smyers With you, the force is strong.
@AlecMoniz @yodaism Hahaha my dude right there
@d_smyers Meditate on this, I will.
@yodaism you already said that to me -__-
@d_smyers A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.
@yodaism teach me how to meditate!
@d_smyers First, patience you must learn.
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