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Yoda and @CptClever

Yoda found a tweet by @CptClever and answered it on 10 January 2012.

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@CptClever Yoda found this tweet

@papahanover *wb* Thanks... I'll try not to forget the flowers. *rolls eyes* Love, H

@CptClever Do or do not. There is no try.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism Well thanks for that...

@CptClever Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Okay. Fine. do you have any tips for me?

@CptClever Clear your mind of questions, you must.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism That's a bit difficult right now. But okay, I'll try- I mean, I will do it. With what shall I fill my mind instead?

@CptClever Do or do not. There is no try.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@Archie_Kennedy @yodaism It says I must clear my mind of questions. I'm not sure why though... I'm not sure whether it knows about Lancey.

@CptClever Your ally is the force.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@Archie_Kennedy @yodaism I don't know. It's very small for a person, isn't it. Maybe it's a talking animal, I've met a talking rat before.

@CptClever Much to learn, you still have.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Yes, good. I do. So I cleared my mind of questions. What now?

@CptClever Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism what is the force?

@CptClever A Jedi's strength flows from the force, but beware the dark side.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism I haven't learned anything so far... but thank you, I shall keep that in mind... *is weirded out*

@CptClever Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@Archie_Kennedy @yodaism Sounds like a plan! *runs into crowd* *to salesman* No, I don't need new shoes, really, no thank you...

@CptClever You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear?

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@Archie_Kennedy @yodaism Maybe, yes. Let's just try to get away from it as fast as possible!

@CptClever Much promise I sense in you.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda Fear

@yodaism *slightly scared* ... yes... yes... I see... *whispers to @Archie_Kennedy* Bugger, it keeps following us! What do we do?

@CptClever Thank you, young padawan. Great power I sense in you.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@Archie_Kennedy @yodaism ((This is priceless! ='D)) *pulls him further into the crowd to get away from Yoda* It's rather scary, yes...

@CptClever Meditate on this, I will.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE AT ALL!

@CptClever May the force be with you.

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@CptClever Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Yes, I'm sure it is... *sighs*

@CptClever Meditate on this, I will.

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