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Yoda and @BlaineAnders_

@BlaineAnders_ tweeted at Yoda first on 28 December 2011.

12 exchanges 11 hours

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@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 07:45 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism hi

@BlaineAnders_ Hello, padawan. Time to begin your training it is.

@yodaism 07:45 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 08:00 Tweeted at Yoda Jedi Training

@yodaism How should my training begin?

@BlaineAnders_ Meditate on this, I will.

@yodaism 08:00 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 08:15 Tweeted at Yoda Seeking Wisdom

@yodaism Okay wise one.

@BlaineAnders_ To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

@yodaism 08:15 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 08:30 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism and what if I do not like what fate has put before me?

@BlaineAnders_ Clear your mind of questions, you must.

@yodaism 08:30 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 08:45 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Yes sir.

@BlaineAnders_ To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

@yodaism 08:45 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 09:00 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism You are very cool.

@BlaineAnders_ Your ally is the force.

@yodaism 09:00 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 09:15 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism Is it true that dolphin are just gay sharks

@BlaineAnders_ Meditate on this, I will.

@yodaism 09:15 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 09:30 Tweeted at Yoda The Daily Grind

@yodaism Have you ever gotten laid, some sex, blow job or

@BlaineAnders_ Honor life by living, padawan.

@yodaism 09:30 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 09:45 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism okaaay

@BlaineAnders_ Much promise I sense in you.

@yodaism 09:45 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 18:15 Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism Oh thank you

@BlaineAnders_ Welcome, you are. Now complete your training you must.

@yodaism 18:15 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 18:30 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism okay sir

@BlaineAnders_ Meditate on this, I will.

@yodaism 18:30 Original

@BlaineAnders_ 28 Dec 2011, 19:00 Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism you are so short

@BlaineAnders_ Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

@yodaism 19:00 Original

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