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Yoda and @sexychickenlegs

@sexychickenlegs tweeted at Yoda first on 15 September 2011.

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@sexychickenlegs Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism I believe I have masters the force. I use it to bring me hot women, and um chocolate milk

@sexychickenlegs Meditate on this, I will.

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@sexychickenlegs Tweeted at Yoda Seeking Wisdom

@yodaism your advice is wise. You must get all females. But um one question.. This may be tots awk but um are your balls wrinkly???

@sexychickenlegs To the force, look for guidance. Accept what fate has placed before you.

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@sexychickenlegs Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism my bad master. That was uncalled for.

@sexychickenlegs With you, the force is strong.

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@sexychickenlegs Tweeted at Yoda Grateful

@yodaism why thank you master yoda. I will mediate on top of your mother tonight;) bow chica wow wow

@sexychickenlegs Much promise I sense in you, padawan. With you, the force is strong.

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@sexychickenlegs Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

@yodaism hmm yes it does seem the force is strong with me. Me and you could make a goodpair/domestic partner ship;))) #bowchiccawow

@sexychickenlegs With you, the force is strong.

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