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Yoda and @davidschmittt

Yoda found a tweet by @davidschmittt and answered it on 20 April 2011.

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@davidschmittt Yoda found this tweet The Dark Side

@heckyesharry Oh my god, you suck.

@DavidSchmittt A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Wat. RT @yodaism @DavidSchmittt A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

@davidschmittt Mind what you have learned, padawan.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda The Dark SideLaughter Dark side

@yodaism lol you scare me go away

@davidschmittt Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism cool story bro

@davidschmittt Much promise I sense in you.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism oh

@davidschmittt Meditate on this, I will.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism what are you.

@davidschmittt A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism ...Badass.

@davidschmittt With you, the force is strong.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda

@yodaism you said that already lolol~

@davidschmittt A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.

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@davidschmittt Tweeted at Yoda Seeking Wisdom

@yodaism why are you still here.

@davidschmittt There is no why. Clear your mind of questions.

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